Observed arrival · 2026-09-26
Juxian No. 2: A Satirical School Day Without Free Time
A Chinese-language parody presents a school timetable and rule archive as a portrait of relentless discipline.
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- The “lunch break” offers 20 minutes of shut-eye followed by 40 minutes correcting work.
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The page borrows the layout of an institutional site: navigation, a timetable, announcements, and policy codes such as A-01 and B-07. The rules escalate from everyday controls to absurd contradictions, including a nominally voluntary activity that becomes compulsory if declined. One section explicitly says its account of mental-health stigma is fabricated for satire, while the extract does not establish any connection to the named school.
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