Observed arrival · 2026-09-27
Adjacent News’ college-football dispatches
A self-described satire publication presenting fictional sports stories through local game-day details and recurring bylines.
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- College-football readers who enjoy sports satire
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- The publication explicitly warns that its names, scores, and “press-box ghosts” are twisted on purpose.
Field notes
The issue is arranged like a small newspaper, with a date, a “Today” section, football labels, bylines, archives, and search. The listed pieces pair recognizable college-football settings with comic disruptions, including a walk-up window running out of tortillas before kickoff and a salt delay in Morgantown. A footer disclaimer says the names and scores are deliberately twisted, making the fictional status explicit.
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