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Card 672 of 9802026-09-27 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-27

Pissman: Small Bag, Big Purpose

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Editorial interest 77/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A site introducing an absurd indie action RPG in development, where a stubborn hero battles through Pisscity using a permanent urostomy as part of the game’s combat design.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-27 issue.
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Players drawn to absurd, systems-driven indie RPGs
Worth noticing
The site says the Godot project and initial player node exist; movement, combat, and the first playable level remain ahead.

Field notes

The four meters are volume, pressure, toxicity, and mucus: spending stored liquid can increase force, while pressure and blockage introduce equipment and combat risks. The page says the Godot project and initial player node exist, but movement, combat, and the first playable level remain ahead. It gives no release date. These details describe the intended design rather than demonstrated gameplay.

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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
◎NicheUnusually specific use

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Landing page observed 2026-09-27. The live site may have changed.