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Card 825 of 9802026-09-27 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-27

Space Citizen: A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Star Citizen Spoof

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Editorial interest 83/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

An interactive browser parody of Star Citizen, with looping choices, game-like stats, and unlockable lore.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-27 issue.
For
Star Citizen players and community fans
Worth noticing
Five Glitches trigger a mock 30K disconnect; progress saves in the browser and can be exported or loaded elsewhere.

Field notes

The interface tracks Fame, Standing, aUEC, Glitches, and a wingman’s loyalty, and includes controls that let visitors alter several of those values. A server-wipe control warns that it clears loops and other progress in the current browser. The page also offers save-file and save-code options, while its disclaimer identifies the project as an unofficial fan creation.

Observed signals

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central

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Landing page observed 2026-09-27. The live site may have changed.