Observed arrival · 2026-09-27
Space Citizen: A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Star Citizen Spoof
An interactive browser parody of Star Citizen, with looping choices, game-like stats, and unlockable lore.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Star Citizen players and community fans
- Worth noticing
- Five Glitches trigger a mock 30K disconnect; progress saves in the browser and can be exported or loaded elsewhere.
Field notes
The interface tracks Fame, Standing, aUEC, Glitches, and a wingman’s loyalty, and includes controls that let visitors alter several of those values. A server-wipe control warns that it clears loops and other progress in the current browser. The page also offers save-file and save-code options, while its disclaimer identifies the project as an unofficial fan creation.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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