Observed arrival · 2026-09-28
EveryBank, N.A.: America’s Average Bank, Invented from Real Data
A fictional bank turns statistics from 4,239 U.S. banks into a deadpan tour of the industry’s averages.
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- Readers curious about U.S. banking statistics
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- The mean bank has 17.89 full-service branches; the median has four, using figures attributed to FDIC branch data.
Field notes
The page repeatedly puts the mean beside the median, making the gap between a typical institution and an average pulled upward by larger banks visible. Its branch section gives mean and median counts, single-office-bank prevalence, and holding-company figures, and cites FFIEC and FDIC sources. The site also labels itself fictional, including the line “Insured by nobody.”
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