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Observed arrival · 2026-09-28

Bigfoot 2028 turns protest votes into a scoreboard

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A clearly labeled parody campaign lets visitors pledge support for Bigfoot by state and play a timed campaign-portrait game.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-28 issue.
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Readers who enjoy political parody and Bigfoot lore
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The FAQ says most states will not count a Bigfoot write-in; the site’s pledge tally is where his votes supposedly add up.

Field notes

The pledge flow asks visitors to add a name and state, with a linked state-by-state scoreboard. The Photo Op is presented as a 30-second, three-shot game; the page says its portrait is mostly leaves. The FAQ distinguishes pledges on the site from actual write-in votes, noting that most states will not count a Bigfoot write-in. Yard signs and other merchandise are described as forthcoming.

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✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use

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