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Card 934 of 9842026-09-28 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-28

We Reset You All: a rate-limit reset game

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Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A browser-based parody strategy game about managing weekly AI chatbot limits, balancing resets, subscription churn, compute costs, and public hype.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-28 issue.
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Players of strategy games and AI satire
Worth noticing
The page describes an Agent Arena with a REST API and 16 hidden evaluation worlds, scored against idle and reference policies.

Field notes

The interface exposes controls for quota limits, Plus pricing, and a “Silent Mini” setting, alongside gauges for revenue, compute burn, and user reaction. The page describes a shared daily seed and a verified-run leaderboard that resets on Mondays. Its FAQ also presents an Agent Arena where coding agents use a REST API to observe telemetry and choose actions across 16 hidden evaluation worlds.

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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central

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