Observed arrival · 2026-09-28
We Asked for Anticheat, Got a Chicken
A free, fan-made browser game turns Counter-Strike anti-cheat frustration into a chicken-raising simulator.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Counter-Strike players following anti-cheat complaints
- Worth noticing
- Patch notes mention a two-pixel chicken-neck extension, stickers on C4, and no change to anticheat.
Field notes
The status panel pairs familiar game counters—lost matches and reports—with chicken-care details such as feed bags and the bird’s stage. A note compresses the in-game calendar to four seconds per day, while the patch log mixes minor game changes with the continuing anti-cheat joke. The page states that it is fan-made and not affiliated with Valve.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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