Observed arrival · 2026-10-03
Blades & Biscuits: couch hockey with a food-named league
An upcoming arcade-style hockey game built around bouncing-puck physics, couch and online multiplayer, and 32 teams named after food.
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Friends who want arcade-style couch hockey
- Worth noticing
- Players can choose Hybrid controls or right-stick shooting in Total Control, and adjust computer difficulty and gameplay help.
Field notes
The described control options range from one-button shooting and passing to right-stick shooting, with assistance and computer difficulty adjustable for the player. Matches can use real hockey rules or turn them off, and the page also describes shootouts, goalie control, fights, and three lines that tire over time. The site says the game is still being finished and lists upcoming Apple platform releases.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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