Observed arrival · 2026-10-03

DoNotAbduct’s Galactic Exemption Desk

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Editorial interest 77/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A paid novelty registry offering an annual alien-abduction exemption pass, clearance code, phone pass, and printable certificate.

Landing page captured for the 2026-10-03 issue.

For: People who enjoy UFO-themed novelty gifts
Worth noticing: Its waiver says enforcement is entirely on the honour system and disclaims insurance or physical-safety guarantees.

Field notes

The filing flow asks for a name, email, and home sector, then describes issuing a clearance code alongside a print-ready PDF and phone-sized PNG. A 13-question risk quiz is offered as an extra, and the stated public verification record uses a /verify/your-code path. The page also labels the service a novelty and digital record service, explicitly excluding insurance and any guarantee of physical safety.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

○OpenPublic substance visible

⊠LoginAccess appeared gated

$PaidCommerce or pricing visible

✦PrettyNotable craft visible

◎NicheUnusually specific use

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