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Card 311 of 9792026-10-03 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-10-03

Gasstronomy keeps a virtual butt alive

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Editorial interest 82/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A free browser game turns gut care into a real-time virtual-pet challenge, complete with meal choices, five health meters and seven mini-games.

Landing page captured for the 2026-10-03 issue.
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Players who like comic virtual-pet games
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Its seven mini-games include a toilet-paper-saving wipe challenge and catching soft leaves when there is no toilet paper in the woods.

Field notes

Meals are scheduled for specific times, and the player chooses whether the pet chews or wolfs each one; the consequences are tracked across five meters, including microbiome and Butt HP. The seven mini-games range from zapping germs to rationing toilet paper, while the page also describes recording custom fart sounds on the player’s phone. The site labels the game Alpha and warns that progress may be reset.

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○OpenPublic substance visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use

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