Observed arrival · 2026-10-03
That's Not For Sale: a monster pawn-shop game
A co-op horror-comedy game where up to four players run a pawn shop for monsters, haggle over oddities, and decide what must stay off the counter.
○Open
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Players who enjoy co-op horror-comedy games
- Worth noticing
- The site describes a shared cash drawer for four players and a monster guide with each creature’s tell and weakness.
Field notes
The rules give players several distinct counter decisions: haggle without provoking a customer, check for a reflection, refuse a sale, or move cursed stock along. The page says the four-player co-op uses four registers but a shared drawer, and describes a monster guide that pairs each creature with a tell and a weakness.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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