Observed arrival · 2026-10-06
Milo for Senate: A Very Good Boy for Texas
A satirical Texas Senate campaign for Milo, a dog, with a twelve-plank platform, campaign merchandise, shareable graphics, and links to animal shelters.
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- For
- Texas voters and people looking to support animal shelters
- Worth noticing
- Its shelter directory names organizations across Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, El Paso, and other Texas communities.
Field notes
The platform treats campaign promises as dog policy, from a national fence initiative to formal relations with the mailman. The page also offers campaign signs and shareable graphics, alongside donation links labeled for shelters in multiple Texas cities; the extracted evidence does not verify the destinations or donation process.
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