Observed arrival · 2026-10-06
Process Panic: Oil-spill duty in LCD pixels
A retro-style offshore arcade game asks players to catch oil leaks, pass the drops to a deckhand, and manage the storage tank.
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Players who enjoy retro handheld arcade games
- Worth noticing
- Drips accelerate 10% per level through level three, then 5% per level, topping out at 2.5× starting speed.
Field notes
The rules describe a three-drop bucket, two spill limits, and a tanker that clears puddles and resets the spill count. Drip speed rises by 10% per level through level three, then by 5% per level, up to 2.5 times its starting speed. The page says an active game-server connection is needed; score saving is optional, and saved nicknames, scores, and levels appear on a public top-ten table.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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