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Pushism: A Million Push-Ups
A deliberately framed religion whose path to enlightenment is accumulating one million push-ups.
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- The doctrine says set sizes, rests and daily approaches have no religious significance; the cumulative million is the prescribed path.
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The foundation frames the practice as an answer to decision fatigue, arguing that exercise can become another optimization project when every detail requires planning. It says repetitions per set, breaks and the number of daily approaches have no religious significance. The page also offers a copyable creed and expandable sections; its navigation lists Russian, English and Italian.
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