Observed arrival · 2026-10-07

Clipford, the AI with 112% confidence

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Editorial interest 88/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A satirical AI-assistant landing page for a chatbot that boasts 400 trillion parameters and admits to 0.3% accuracy.

Landing page captured for the 2026-10-07 issue.

For: Readers curious about AI product claims
Worth noticing: Its benchmark asks each contestant “What is 2 + 2?” four times; the golden retriever scores 0%, “rounding up!”

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The faux capability sheet marks arithmetic as creative and says the answer to 2 + 2 remains under active research; the page also presents “Following instructions” as deprecated. Its pricing copy offers a $20 monthly Pro tier and an Enterprise plan with an SLA the page says it will not meet. The FAQ describes a model train as the product’s model, then separately claims the system runs in-browser through WebAssembly.

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