Observed arrival · 2026-10-08
Football Is Gay: an unnecessary research institute
A satire site turns football terminology and on-field rituals into mock evidence for an entirely unnecessary debate.
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- Football fans who enjoy wordplay and sports satire
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- The mock findings explicitly say the evidence proves nothing about anyone’s sexuality; the fundraising appeal says no scientific research will occur.
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The case file numbers five exhibits, including tight ends, man coverage, and the huddle, while disclaiming judgment and calling its methodology questionable. Its findings then state that football contains men, that they touch, and that this proves nothing about anyone’s sexuality. The news desk labels its dispatches as satire and says outside reporting is attributed and linked to its original publisher.
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