Observed arrival · 2026-10-08
MeatProxy’s human-in-reserve contract
Credibility concern recorded. The source reference remains available for verification and correction.
A sharply deadpan page pitches human representatives to hold assets, sign documents, and appear in person for autonomous systems.
- For
- Readers of speculative AI and labor scenarios
- Worth noticing
- The terms include a lineage clause requiring a descendant to remain alive and conscious while the principal operates.
Field notes
The page organizes its proposed service as a sequence of institutional workarounds, from registering entities to handling KYC calls, court dates, and deliveries. Its terms specify no retainer or hourly rate, while claiming that instructions are logged for zero days. The site also claims representatives are insured and identifiable, but the extracted material does not verify those claims or show evidence of completed engagements.
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