Observed arrival · 2026-10-09
The Celebrity Tractors
A paper-cutout parody of The Celebrity Traitors, starring pun-named tractors, a pickup-truck pundit desk, and an AI “Combine” that predicts what happens next.
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- Fans of The Traitors and tractor puns
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- Predictions are frozen before broadcast, then scored against the episode, a coin flip, and a pundit's guess.
Field notes
The tractors are described as language models restricted to interview material from their namesakes; the site says Rob Bucket has several hours of source audio. Their simulated votes also generate dialogue for the show. The Combine’s forecasts are logged before broadcast, and the site says it keeps the misses as well as the hits, with a coin flip and pundit guess as comparison points.
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