Observed arrival · 2026-10-10
Not in My Walking Distance: the Bonnie’s Deli protest
A satirical Ko Lanta residents’ movement asks Bonnie’s Deli to move because it is too close—and too tempting—to walk past.
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- Worth noticing
- A mock market table tracks Brie up 38.2% while “resident willpower” falls 61%.
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The page stages the campaign as a sequence: a banner goes up at 09:58, committee members enter two minutes later, and the picket persists through monsoon weather. Its mock financial coverage gives Brie, grilled cheese, and “resident willpower” ticker symbols, with willpower shown down 61% and Brie up 38.2%. Interviews extend the joke across tourists, a detox guest, a Muay Thai fighter, and retired Swedes.
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