Observed arrival · 2026-10-11
Alternate Squirrel’s rule: no section twice
A richly detailed archive presents the story, music and supposed history of a jittery Lawrence, Kansas, band that made musical alternation its rule.
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- Its origin story leaves a $3.75 coffeehouse tab open and says the barista who inspired the band was never told.
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The archive divides its account into three ordered “takes,” noting that order was the one thing the band did not alternate. Its stated rule expands beyond arrangements to vocals, guitar lines and time signatures, with switches cued mid-song. The page also names four members and credits a drummer who was simply in the practice room and never got up. The supplied extract does not verify the band’s historical existence.
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