Observed arrival · 2026-10-11
COOLFART.COM and the 17-Second Fart
An interactive comedy site built around a purported 17-second fart recording, with character lore, playback modes, audio analysis, and absurdist simulators.
○Open
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Fans of absurdist interactive web projects
- Worth noticing
- The Fartometry Lab lists 22,050 Hz mono audio, STFT settings, and pitch tracking at 30 measurements per second.
Field notes
The page pairs its comedy with a fairly specific audio-analysis vocabulary: the spectrogram is described as an STFT with a 2048 window and 256 hop, while the pitch track is said to sample 30 times per second. A documentary section offers a second-by-second listening interface. The site also warns that Ohio Mode flashes and shakes, while presenting a calmer “normie mode” as an alternative.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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