Observed arrival · 2026-10-11
Doom Tribune puts the apocalypse on a schedule
A satirical doomsday front page pairs prediction countdowns with an archive of failed prophecies.
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- Doomsday watchers and failed-prophecy collectors
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- Prediction submissions come with an explicit rule: sources required; vibes not accepted.
Field notes
The page organizes predictions into Just in, On the clock, Due soon, and Just busted, with links to a graveyard, timeline, and RSS feed. Its birthday feature says it will list the predictions that passed during a visitor’s lifetime, note their age at each, and generate a certificate; the page says the birthday stays on the device. The captured text leaves the top-doom section marked as loading.
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