Observed arrival · 2026-10-11
I’m Sorry, Claude: the prompt-crime bureau
A parody generator turns your supposed AI-prompt offense into an official-looking suspension notice you can share.
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- For
- AI users who enjoy sharing prompt jokes
- Worth noticing
- The sample notice labels the fictional violation “Excessive intelligence” and states that no actual ban was issued.
Field notes
The form accepts an offense description, an optional prompt, and an optional name, then fills a live case-file preview. The sample accusation is “Excessive intelligence,” and the notice uses mock enforcement language such as “Access has been revoked.” The page labels the result “SUSPENDED PARODY” and says no actual bans were issued.
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