Observed arrival · 2026-10-11
LinkedIn Park: A Career Climb Through Office-Park Satire
An interactive parody game where you roam an office park, hear thought leaders’ posts, and try to climb from unpaid intern to CEO before burnout.
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$Paid
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Players who enjoy workplace and LinkedIn satire
- Worth noticing
- A CEO-pitch quiz asks three questions and awards the corner office for two correct buzzword answers.
Field notes
The listed controls include throwing a CV or endorsement at someone, sitting, kicking, stealing pizza, and reprinting CVs. A separate pitch screen frames advancement as a three-question buzzword test, while the career area lists achievements and a leaderboard. The page also includes a memorial wall whose displayed status says there have been no headcount reductions yet.
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