Observed arrival · 2026-10-11
Who’ll Bid More for Marek?
A mock auction for a real Marek, with fictional currency, playful lots, and mini-games about unlocking his potential.
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Visitors who enjoy playful auctions and browser games
- Worth noticing
- Bids in the final two minutes extend the auction by two minutes; offers deemed in bad taste may disappear without warning.
Field notes
The auction rules specify pseudonymous bidding, a two-minute extension for late offers, and removal of offers deemed in bad taste. The snake game starts at 4% potential and awards one percentage point per coin; a separate maze asks players to find Marek in the fog. The page describes its background as a custom SVG portrait and says the auction house itself is not real.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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