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The Parish Register of Ye Old Squirts
A mock parish archive presents Ye Old Squirts as a medieval folk-metal band from Thaddeus-upon-Avon, with records spanning 1987–1995.
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- The register pairs parish names with given names, roles, entry and departure dates, personal habits, and later whereabouts.
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The navigation frames the material as a parish programme, moving from the founding story through a register, chronicle, broadsides, notices, and engagements. The register gives members both parish and given names, alongside roles, dates, habits, and later whereabouts. The page also lists three records and 16 songs, while its founding account says the band kept a name mistakenly painted on a performance banner.
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