Observed arrival · 2026-10-13
Bumper Crimes: case files for the car behind you
A New York-made catalog of crude, hyper-specific bumper stickers, with purchases handled through Etsy.
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- Drivers who like crude, hyper-specific bumper humor
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- Each listing gets a case number and sticker dimensions; orders are checked out through Etsy, not the site.
Field notes
The catalog is divided into “Most wanted” and “New this week,” and product entries carry case IDs such as BC-0089 alongside dimensions. The site says stickers are printed and cut in New York; sticker-only orders ship flat in an envelope. It directs buyers to Etsy for checkout rather than taking payment on the site, and says new designs arrive weekly.
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✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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