Observed arrival · 2026-10-13
A mock Ministry of Homecoming for the Indian diaspora
A fictional government portal satirizes Indian life abroad, immigration paperwork, and the idea of returning home.
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- Indians abroad weighing a return to India
- Worth noticing
- Schedule R prescribes six weeks of currency detox, vocabulary withdrawal, and traffic immersion.
Field notes
The mock schedules extend beyond tax relief to schools, housing, parents, retirement, and career re-entry. Schedule R turns readjustment into a six-week program of currency detox, vocabulary withdrawal, and traffic immersion; the page also jokes that Annexure 9 is still being drafted. Its notices and legal links explicitly frame the portal as satire rather than government service.
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