Observed arrival · 2026-10-13
Is My Dog a Democrat? FIDO’s Canine Lean Index
A satirical photo-scanning experience that issues dogs a mock political determination.
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- Dog owners who enjoy political satire
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- The site says its determinations predict nothing, reminds readers dogs cannot vote, and labels the agency fictional.
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The page walks an uploaded dog photo through a five-step case sequence, including a nose-print run, surroundings scan and stamped determination; it also offers a live-camera route. Owners can optionally submit results to a state map using a ZIP code, with the page saying it retains only the first three digits and does not display them or an address. Contributions come with donor recognition, including a portrait in oils.
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