Observed arrival · 2026-10-13
Modern Welfare 4
A parody multiplayer browser FPS that turns matches into welfare paperwork: every kill is taxed, claims are filed, and the Brown Envelope is a weapon.
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$Paid
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Players who enjoy satirical browser shooters
- Worth noticing
- Quick Claim starts eight seconds after joining; empty seats are filled by bots, with real players replacing them as they arrive.
Field notes
The application-style interface offers three match types and three queue sizes: a quick queue, a 10-person full lobby, and a 20-person XL lobby. The page says bots fill vacant seats in quick matches and are replaced by real players as they arrive; the full lobbies wait for real players. Gun Game cycles through 20 weapons, while the other modes use a selected loadout.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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