Observed arrival · 2026-10-13
SocioMATHS: street chaos, measured satirically
A Haitian Creole satire site turns everyday disorder in Port-au-Prince into mock research, pseudo-statistics, and invented traffic laws.
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- Haitian Creole readers interested in civic satire
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- The page labels its figures as satirical inventions and says they do not represent any authority.
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The homepage organizes its satire as a daily barometer, a theoretical laboratory, linked impact sheets, and a glossary. Example entries give precise mock percentages for honking in Pétion-Ville and describe how discarded bottles return with more trash after heavy rain. The page explicitly identifies its figures as inventions for information and entertainment, not official measurements.
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