Observed arrival · 2026-10-14
Excuse Weather: Forecasts for Staying In
A bilingual parody forecast app lets you dial up fake weather from plausible drizzle to dragons and share the resulting card.
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●Pro
◎Niche
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⚑Risk
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- For
- People making and sharing playful excuses to stay in
- Worth noticing
- The page lists 130 scenarios in English and Turkish, with 64 additional scenarios in the one-time-purchase Apocalypse Pack.
Field notes
The homepage shows example forecasts in five bands, from plausible rain to an apocalypse scenario where 15:00 becomes 09:00 again. It describes a roll-for-another-excuse option and edits for city, time, temperature, text, and icon. The page lists 130 English- and Turkish-language scenarios; it says the separate Apocalypse Pack contains 64 scenarios and is a one-time purchase.
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