Observed arrival · 2026-10-15
Lago Vista Blind Kitty turns local records into satire
A Lago Vista, Texas, satire site pairs affectionate local commentary with stories that say they keep real source links attached.
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- Lago Vista neighbors following local schools and town issues
- Worth noticing
- The homepage pairs a school satire labeled “96% = Class of 2024” with a budget story about a mystery in the minutes.
Field notes
The homepage gives the fictional correspondent a byline—Mittens O’Malley, “Senior napping correspondent”—and frames the project as local satire rather than an official news source. Its visible edition includes school and budget coverage; separate school, zoning, and biscuit-factory sections are marked as coming soon. A newsletter signup promises one email on days the site publishes.
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