Observed arrival · 2026-10-16
CatDates: Six Cats, Zero Accountability
A fictional-cat dating comedy lets visitors swipe through scripted profiles, sample cat sound effects and download portrait wallpapers.
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⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
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●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Visitors looking for interactive comedy and cat portraits
- Worth noticing
- The “near you” feature means “right here on this website”; the page says it never requests location.
Field notes
A profile card can be passed or liked by touch, mouse drag, buttons, or focused arrow keys; “Shuffle my prospects” reshuffles the fictional selection. Three original synthetic sound effects are available on tap and never autoplay. The page also offers a three-JPG free ZIP for personal use, while paid collections contain six wallpapers each; supporter tips are described as separate from those purchases.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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