Observed arrival · 2026-10-16
Enshittify Corp., the consultants for making products worse
A corporate-satire site presents Enshittify Corp. as an enterprise consultancy specializing in product degradation and customer-experience optimization.
- For
- Readers of corporate and product satire
- Worth noticing
- Its ESHT:NYSE ticker pairs reaffirmed Q4 guidance with a claimed $400 million buyback expansion.
Field notes
The homepage frames its practice areas as corporate consulting: “Product Degradation” targets features the firm says are giving value away, while “Customer Experience Optimization” treats customer interactions as costs to reduce. A ticker-style banner carries ESHT:NYSE, reaffirmed Q4 guidance, an analyst day, and a claimed $400 million buyback expansion. These appear as part of the satirical performance; the extract does not establish a real consultancy or verify the financial claims.
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