Observed arrival · 2026-10-16
Sprueline: a five-centimeter war across the family home
A first-person shooter pitch where Green Army and Tan Army battle 32-versus-32 across a family’s house, recast as a miniature continent.
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Players drawn to miniature-scale tactical shooters
- Worth noticing
- An after-action report lists Corporal Pike as missing under the sofa; the search waits until Marmalade is done sleeping there.
Field notes
The page develops its household-war premise through seven named fronts, with terrain details ranging from carpet fibers to a backyard hose treated as a river. It describes four classes with different battlefield jobs and says the weapons catalog contains 18 items. A closed technical test is advertised for November 2–9, 2026, but the extracted page does not confirm that the game is playable now.
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✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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