Observed arrival · 2026-10-16

You’re Making Headlines: a satirical newspaper

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Editorial interest 77/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A five-desk online newspaper recasts current news with satirical headlines and links to the reporting behind them.

Landing page captured for the 2026-10-16 issue.

For: Readers who enjoy satire grounded in current news
Worth noticing: The homepage credits named outlets—including CNBC, TechCrunch, The Verge, and BBC Business—and labels each item “Satire. Not factual reporting.”

Field notes

The page arranges its items as desk-by-desk editions, with timestamps shown in New York time and source links attached to individual stories. The visible issue includes references to CNBC, TechCrunch, The Verge, and BBC Business. A carousel offers pause and directional controls, while separate links point to an archive and RSS feed.

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