Observed arrival · 2026-10-17
Slap Alert: Every sale gets a slap
A Mac menu bar app turns sales from Stripe, Shopify, or RevenueCat into sticky-note alerts delivered by a pixel monkey.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Mac-based founders tracking Stripe, Shopify, or RevenueCat sales
- Worth noticing
- Stripe polls every 30 seconds; Shopify orders arrive by webhook, and the app says it stores keys in macOS Keychain.
Field notes
The setup uses different credentials by service: a restricted read-only key for Stripe, a RevenueCat V2 key with Charts & metrics: Read, and a webhook signing key for Shopify. The page says Stripe is checked every 30 seconds and RevenueCat every minute; Shopify notifications arrive through a webhook within about 30 seconds. For custom events, a small JSON file in the app’s inbox folder can supply fields such as kind, headline, who, and detail.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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