Observed arrival · 2026-10-18
FlintIn: LinkedIn before fire
A satirical social-network feed recasts LinkedIn’s career and AI talk as cave people arguing about fire.
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- Its WARM-bench score is 94 percent, with a methodology of holding hands near the fire and asking how warm it feels.
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Profiles pair cave-era roles—“AI Head of Warmth,” “Founder Torch,” and “WARM-bench”—with the familiar self-branding cadence of a professional feed. Posts turn fire into an AI-era career wave, including a warmth score whose method is holding hands near a flame and an “ex-fire” elder whose résumé predates fire itself. The page exposes sample reactions and threaded replies; the extract does not show whether outside visitors can publish.
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