Observed arrival · 2026-10-18
The First Church of the Holy Decimal
A satirical church site turns a biblical measurement discrepancy into doctrine and offers visitors a playful belief-building interaction.
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- Readers of irreverent scripture satire
- Worth noticing
- The page offers World English Bible and King James text selectors alongside a “Reroll My Convictions” control.
Field notes
The scripture section presents paired excerpts from 1 Kings 7:23–26 and 2 Chronicles 4:2–5, with World English Bible and King James text selectors. Its Build-a-Belief interaction exposes controls labeled “Reroll My Convictions,” “I Give Up,” “Share,” “Copy Result,” and “Save Image”; the extract does not show what a generated belief contains. Navigation also points to vestments, scripture, and a changelog, while the masthead labels the site v0.1.0-ALPHA.
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