Observed arrival · 2026-10-19
The First Church of the Holy Decimal
A satirical church site turns belief systems, scripture comparisons, and a little geometry into interactive doctrine.
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- Readers drawn to religious satire and scripture comparisons
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- The page cites Wikipedia’s “Major religious groups” for its 32-belief-system wheel and notes that adherent estimates vary widely.
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The belief wheel says it covers 32 of the world’s largest belief systems and ranks them by approximate adherent count, with Wikipedia’s “Major religious groups” named as its source. In the scripture section, World English Bible and King James passages appear side by side; the site’s arithmetic joke hinges on a vessel described as ten cubits across and thirty around. The page identifies its version as v0.1.0-ALPHA.
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