Observed arrival · 2026-10-20
Courtin: Romance, Within Conditions
A satirical members-only dating app for people who meet at court, presented through mock app screens, a launch film, music and episodic videos.
○Open
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- People drawn to court-centered dating satire
- Worth noticing
- A mock match pairs Chloe and Daniel at Wollongong Local Court, List 3, then lays out their date as a signed, one-page plea memorandum.
Field notes
The interface turns court-list details into product mechanics: matches are tied to courtroom and list, profiles carry an “appearance history,” and a sample date is laid out as a signed memorandum with curfew and bail-condition terms. Other mock screens show a walk-in buddy, venue exclusions and a dashboard; the page also links a launch film, a keynote-style video and an episode, while its member count reads “3 members so far.”
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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