Observed arrival · 2026-10-21
Jesus Is Nuts: Snacks from the Garage for Jesus
A religious-comedy project presents dried fruit, vegetables, and nuts from a garage in Moscow, Idaho, with pre-orders by phone or in person.
- For
- Readers of religious satire and absurdist food projects
- Worth noticing
- The site says the garage has a dehumidifier, chest freezer, and packing tote bought at a garage sale for eleven dollars.
Field notes
The site presents the Garage For Jesus as a real garage behind a duplex in Moscow, with a dehumidifier, chest freezer, and packing supplies; it says orders are currently taken by phone or in person, with no online checkout. Its sightings archive includes twelve reports, but the page explicitly says they are unverified, and its own copy describes shipping as something still being worked out. The product pitch centers on dried fruit, vegetables, and nuts, with “miracles” mostly involving fiber.
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