Observed arrival · 2026-10-21
Parents Against Modern Medicine, Against Band-Aids
A deadpan parody advocacy site treats ordinary pediatric care as a conspiracy against childhood.
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- Readers of deadpan institutional satire
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- The page’s listed research statistic is “100% of our research agrees with us.”
Field notes
The page borrows familiar nonprofit machinery—mission language, cause pages, testimonials and a donation appeal—to deliver jokes about routine checkups. Its supposed evidence includes three thermometers “laid to rest” at a founding ceremony and research that agrees with the group 100% of the time. Those details make the satirical framing apparent in the supplied homepage text.
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