Observed arrival · 2026-10-21
Silicon Valley Sentinel: funded before it happened
A satirical publication invents venture-capital, startup, AI, crypto and Big Tech news from a Silicon Valley that hasn’t quite happened.
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- Readers of tech and venture-capital satire
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- One fictional crypto team has an $2.1 million treasury, two forks, and no sandwich after three weeks of lunch-governance.
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The front page organizes its fiction into AI, Crypto, Startups, Venture Capital, Big Tech, and Culture, with dated entries and credited bylines. Its disclaimers explicitly call the articles fiction and explain that named people and companies appear as parody; the visible sample ranges from a school trip to a data centre to a shopping agent ordering printer cartridges repeatedly.
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