Observed arrival · 2026-10-23
Patch or Get Pwned: PHP patching for WordPress sites
A paid service offering same-day PHP upgrades for WordPress and other sites, with a stated $99 price for supported versions.
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- WordPress site operators needing PHP patching
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- It describes separate procedures for shared hosting, managed WordPress, VPSs, and containers, including backups and rollback plans.
Field notes
For shared hosting, the service description says it may switch the PHP version in the host's dashboard; for VPS or cloud servers, it describes upgrading packages and restarting PHP-FPM or Apache. For containers, it describes rebuilding and redeploying an image with a patched PHP base. The page says upgrades begin with a backup and include checks of key pages, with rollback if the site fails on the newer PHP.
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