Observed arrival · 2026-10-24
Captionade: animated captions for $2 once
A browser-based tool for adding styled captions to videos, with no account and a one-time $2 unlock after the first video.
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Video makers who want captions without uploading footage
- Worth noticing
- Its 84 MB Zipformer speech model downloads into the tab; the page says processing stays on-device and no video is uploaded.
Field notes
The page exposes controls for font, weight, width, case, word timing, outlines, and key-word coloring, along with optional emojis, punch-in zooms, and a progress bar. It offers both a rendered video export and subtitle text; the page says users can rename the .txt file to .srt for services that accept that format. The speech engine is described as an 84 MB download into the browser tab.
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$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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