Observed arrival · 2026-10-24
A floppy-disk reserve for “cybercurrency”
Credibility concern recorded. The source reference remains available for verification and correction.
A mock-official government site claims to track seized U.S. Bitcoin holdings while insisting on calling them “cybercurrency.”
- For
- Readers of crypto parody and political internet satire
- Worth noticing
- The site says official websites end in .fun and warns visitors not to microwave its floppy; extracted wallet values appear as “--.”
Field notes
The ledger separates two named seizure cases from an estimate for other government-held wallets, and cites public data sources including mempool.space, Coinbase, BitcoinTreasuries, and Arkham. The page says its balances refresh every minute, but the extracted values for the named wallets appear as “--.” A separate tally labels $938,460,156.82 as restrained and explicitly distinguishes frozen funds from refunds.
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