Observed arrival · 2026-10-24
I Hate Warschauer Str
A free browser game turns the walk home from a specific Berlin station into a pixel-art gauntlet.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Berlin locals and fans of comic browser games
- Worth noticing
- Spätis and kebab shops act as checkpoints, but which ones save progress changes with each new game.
Field notes
The page gives separate control instructions for keyboard and touch, with options for fullscreen, pausing, and returning to the menu. Character-specific throws are coke cans for the guy and pretzels for the girl; a saved döner can be eaten, while dissociation becomes available after 35 seconds without a hit. The game says quitting or closing it ends the current walk, even if progress was saved at a checkpoint.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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